Below is an interview of Fousesquawk by Fox's Greta van Susteren
VS: "Mr Fousesquawk. As you are aware, Politico is reporting that a woman from Portland filed a sexual harassment complaint against you several years ago. Would you care to comment?"
F: "Portland, Oregon or Portland Maine"?
VS: "That would be Portland, Maine."
F: "Oh, that Portland. Sure. I remember her. What's the problem?"
VS: "She is alleging that you engaged in inappropriate sexual behavior that made her feel uncomfortable. Unfortunately, there is a non-disclosure agreement in her settlement, and the details are unavailable."
F: "Well, let me fill in the blanks for you, Greta. I was a little heavy in those days, and she was, in fact, uncomfortable, so I suggested she get on top. That solved the problem, at least I thought so at the time."
VS: "But Mr Fousesquawk. Poilitico is also alleging that there is a racial aspect to all of this because the woman is white."
F: "Hell, so am I."
VS: "Is there any truth to the allegation that you were drinking at the time of this encounter, Sir?"
F: "Is there any truth to the allegation that the Pope is Catholic? Next question."
VS: "Uh, OK. Then let me refer you to the woman from Portland, Oregon, who also filed a complaint against you. Do you remember her as well?"
F: "You bet'cha."
VS: "She charged that you made a workplace advance on her; in fact, that you asked her to sleep with you. Is that true?"
F: "You bet'cha. She turned me down though."
VS: "But do you think it is proper for a boss to try and make advances toward a subordinate?"
F: "Hell, no. That's why I asked her. She was my boss. Big mistake on my part. She not only slapped me, but she demoted me too."\
VS: "I see. Yet, Politico is reporting that there is yet another woman whom you allegedly tried to pick up who said there was a racial aspect to your advances. She claimed that you singled her out because she was black."
F: " Hell, so am I."
VS: "Well, what does Mrs. Fousesquawk think about all these stories."
F: "Whadda'ya mean Mrs. Fousesquawk? I'm a penguin. You ever see birds getting married?"
VS: " Uh no. Thank you for your time, Sir."
F: "No problem. Say, would you like a drink?"