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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Let's Play, "What the Hell Happened Today in Iraq?" (July 24, 2013)

(This show will run longer than The Price is Right)



"Here are your choices":

a Gunmen shot 9 cops to death in northern Iraq

b Gunmen shot 9 cops to death in southern Iraq

c Gunmen shot 9 cops to death in eastern Iraq

d Gunmen shot 9 cops to death in western Iraq

e Gunmen shot 9 cops to death in central Iraq

f  All of the above

"Can I call a friend?"

"Sure. Who do you want to call?'

"Janet Napolitano."



"Homeland Security. Director's office."

"Is Janet there?"

"Oh, she ain't around here no more. I'll connect you to her deputy."

" Mr Mayorkas' office."

"Is he there?"

"Mr Mayorkas is on leave."

"Well, when's he gonna be back? I'm running out of time."

"No idea. Would you like to talk to the Inspector General?"

"Anybody, but hurry. I only got 10 seconds left."

"Mr Edwards' office."

"Is he there?"

"Sorry, Mr Edwards is on leave."

"Arrrrghh."


""I'm sorry, but your time is up. The answer is a"


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