"Here are the choices:"
a Mission accomplished
b Jewish suicide bombers destroyed the presidential palace
c Coptic Christians burned down a Catholic cathedral
d Car bombs went off in the city of Mosul killing at least 11.
"Can I call a friend?"
"Sure. Who do you want to call?"
"James Clapper. He's the head of National Intelligence at the White House."
"Clapper."
"Hey Jim. What the Hell happened today in Iraq?'
"Hell if I know, but I can find out in a jiffy. Let me pull up Fousesquawk."
(10 second pause)
"Listen. I'm not sure, but the algorithms indicate that 90% of the time, Fousesquawk uses 'd' for the correct answer. So you better go with 'd'"
Thanks." (click) I'll go with 'd', Bob."
"And you are absolutely right!"
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