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Friday, March 9, 2012

Won't You Give 3 Dollars for the President's Grass-Roots Re-election Campaign?

"Won't you help?"



Hi. This is Rufus Gifford, chief of the White House Grassroots Re-election campaign.

As you know, the president has foresworn taking money from those fat cats and corporations that are always trying to influence our democracy. Instead we are relying on everyday folks like you.

http://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2012/03/08/pro-obama-pac-wont-give-back-mahers-money?test=latestnews?test=latestnews

As I was saying, if you contribute 3 dollars, you will be a member of the Million-Man Grassroots Re-elect the President Club. You will also be entered in a raffle. If you win, you will have dinner with the president and the first lady. No, there won't be any insiders there or big-time donors-just you and the first couple discussing the issues that you care about-like clean energy.

http://garyfouse.blogspot.com/2011/09/solyndra-bailout-success-story.html

And green jobs for hard-working American workers.

http://garyfouse.blogspot.com/2011/12/fousesquawk-on-special-assignment-in.html

As you know, this president is The People's President. Therefore, it is everyday folks like you that we are reaching out to. No, we are not asking for large donations. That would not be right. We just want you to send 3 bucks to help re-elect President Obama.

http://garyfouse.blogspot.com/2012/03/obama-scrounging-for-cash.html

So what are you waiting for? My records indicate that you have not yet sent that check for three dollars. We need it. We need it desperately.

http://garyfouse.blogspot.com/2012/02/they-are-watching-me.html

Look in the face you see on the screen. Won't you help?

4 comments:

Findalis said...

Obama is having trouble raising money. He wanted to raise $250 million this last quarter and only raised $40 million. The donors are drying up. Thus this gimmick.

Before Feb. he was against the idea of the Super Pac. Now he has formed them. His donors are at maximum and he needs their money.

Another sign the MSM will not tell the nation, yet the word is getting out.

Siarlys Jenkins said...

$3 ?? No, once my new job starts, I'm going to donate $25. I support President Obama and our troops.

elwood p suggins said...

Siarlys--send me some while you are at it, along with my FREE prescriptions for "men's health". as well as for potentially life-threatening conditions/diseases with which I am afflicted. Thanx, and I will be checking the mail.

Siarlys Jenkins said...

Get in line elwood. I seem to be on a lot of mailing lists that appear to be more deserving than yourself, and I can't even get to all of them.

Hey Gary, any word on the Fousesquawk reunion at Wrigley Field this summer? I'm starting a new job in April, but I think I would have enough flexibility to be there. I can't wait to meet Findalis in person.