Friday, June 21, 2019

Le'Veon and the Naked Bandits

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Le'Veon "Ding Dong" Bell

"Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for two naked females wearing NY Jets helmets."

Being a Steeler fan I am not a member of Le'Veon Bell 's fan club since he stiffed his former team with two drug suspensions while subsequently sitting out part of the 2017 season and the entire 2018 season. He is now a member of the New York Jets, and I say good riddance.

He's a jerk.

So I wasn't inclined to send him a condolence card after he got robbed of half a million to a million dollars worth of jewelry and other goodies in his Florida digs.

Now it gets downright funny as it turns out this, ,,,uh...,  was no break in.

The moral of the story is if you're going to bring two hookers over to your pad to spend the night, don't go out the next morning and leave them there alone. Bad things happen, but that appearently never occurred to Ding Dong Bell.

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"Heh heh. It happens."

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