"Please welcome our first guest, Lawrence Pintak"
(Booooo)
"What do you do, Lawrence?"
"I'm a journalism professor at Washington State University, Bob."
"That's great, Lawrence. Are you ready to play, "What the Hell happened today in Iraq?"
"Let's do it."
"Great. Your choices are":
a The Muslim Brotherhood held an antique car show
b A woman was cited for driving a car.
c A motorist was cited by cops because his car's tail light was out in violation of sharia law
d A car bomb went off and killed ten people
"I'm guessing the answer is 'c', Bob."
"Final answer?"
"Final answer."
"Ohhh, I'm sorry, but the answer is 'd'."
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/04/13/iraq-car-bomb-kills-at-least-10-people-injures-12/?intcmp=latestnews
"Well, that's all the time we have for today, Folks. Tune in next year or so when we play, 'What the Hell happened today in Iraq?"'
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