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Saturday, August 24, 2013

Celebrity Endorsements: Ryan Braun for Wheaties




Hi there, Brewer fans (all 13 of you),

Ryan Braun here for Wheaties, the Breakfast of Cheaters, er, Champions.


Back in 2011 when I won the MVP, you know what my secret was?

"Uhhhh....yeaaaah."

No, you don't. Here's why. I was eating my Wheaties, that's why.

A lot of misinformed fans though Matt Kemp should have gotten the award. It was a close call, but in the end, the difference was that I was eating my Wheaties and Matt wasn't.



Matt Kemp- Cheerios eater

So take it from me, kids. If you wanna win the MVP, you'd better eat your Wheaties.



1 comment:

Siarlys Jenkins said...

What can I say Gary? He deserved that.

Unfortunately, the Brewers win more games and come closer to the playoffs than our beloved Cubs do.

Last time I was at Miller Park though, the Cubs did win the game, and with some well coordinated strategy too. How said they can't repeat that on a consistent basis.