"Hello. Senator Reid's office."
"Hi. I just got a call from a guy who told me Harry Reid is a cross-dresser. Is that true?"
"No. Thank you for your call."
Click.
"Hello. Senator Reid's office."
"Hi. I just got a call from a guy that told me Harry Reid owns the Mustang Ranch. Is that true?"
"No." click
"Senator Reid's office."
"Hey! The word's out that Harry Reid is on hard drugs. Is that true?"
Click.
"Senator Reid's office."
"Hi. Somebody told me Harry Reid is a Russian mole. Is that true?"
Click.
"Senator Reid's office."
"Hi. I just heard........
"YES! YES! It's TRUE! It's all TRUE... AAAAAGGGGGHHH!.
Tonopah, Nevada
1 comment:
Gary Fouse channels Joseph Goebbels:
If you repeate a lie often enough, people will believe it is true.
Fousesquawk corrollary:
Try to lie with a bit of humor. It goes down easier.
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