Fousesquawk Goes Green!

I am making a special announcement to all my readers; from this day on, Fousesquawk will be going green. No, that doesn't mean I am going to change my color scheme from orange to green. It's too much of a hassle to do that. What I mean is that from now on, I am going to employ green energy to run this blog.

How am I going to do that?

Hell, if I know, but I am going to give it a try. Here is my plan.

Step number one: I am going to apply to the Department of Energy for a loan of say, $500 million-necessary to keep the operation going.

Step number two: I need to find someone who was a big contributor to the Obama campaign in 2008. If any of you readers know such a person, please put them in contact with me. I will make him or her a co-editor on Fousesquawk.

Step number Three: I need to find someone who has an advisory job in the Department of Energy. I can make him or her the vice president of Fousesquawk. If he or she is too busy to take such a position, I can hire his or her wife or husband. (Did I get that right?)

See? I have already created two new jobs. Green jobs.



Step number four: I need to contribute money to the Obama 2012 campaign. I don't have big bucks to throw in, but I keep getting e-mails from the Obama campaign folks that I only need to send in 3 dollars because they don't accept donations from those big corporations like Solyndra. It's called getting influence on the cheap.

Step number five: Like Little Green Footballs, I can change the editorial stance of Fousesquawk. I can become an Obama supporter, run great articles about him, send in material for Chris Matthews to wet his jeans over, preach the dangers of Climate Change, maybe interview Al Gore, get his autograph, hang out with him in hotels when he gets his massages, and convince the administration that I am really a Green Guy.



Step number six:  I will join the protesters in New York and  demand a pennant and world series title for the Cubbies. If I'm lucky, maybe I'll even be interviewed by Ed Schultz. Maybe we can get arrested together, so Lawrence O'Donnell can charge the NYPD with police brutality.

Have I forgotten anything?

"Yeah. How are you gonna make Fousesquawk really green?"

Hmmm. Maybe I should actually change the color scheme to green.