Governor Katzenjammer of Kalifornia is touting the $2.3 billion stimulus handout from Washington to ABC's Terry Moran of This Week. Here are some of the more ridiculous statements he made.
"Dis Shtimulus Package ist terrific for Kulifornia. Dat means 150,000 new jobs! Green jobs. Jobs for private sektor and public sektor too."
Hold on there, Governor!
Could you please specify these new jobs? You know, identify the companies that have hired so many new workers. I especially would like to know how many private sector jobs have been created here. We know you guys in Sacramento are always making new jobs for government bureaucrats-saving their jobs and giving them big raises. The fact of the matter is that that stimulus money was money probably directed to covering government payrolls. The government unions own the politicians in Sacramento.
Der Shtimulus Package
Der governor continues:
"All dos udder Republikan governors-dey complain about da Stimulus Package und den ven dey get da check dey stant der vid der check being photographed and dey all happy."
Governor Katzenjammer, please name those governors.
Then Moran asks Katzenjammer this question:
"Is the Republican Party-your party-the party of no?"
"Ja, ja-Der Republikan Parti ist die parti of no..... und dat Tea Parti ist going novere. Dey are just angry."
I know somebody else who is going nowhere.
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