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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Celebrity Endorsements: Sammy Sosa for Wheaties

News item: It has been revealed that in 2003, Sammy Sosa tested positive for steroids.

"Hey kids, if you wanna grow up to be a home run slugger like me-you better start eating your Wheaties."



"Here I am as a rookie-before I started eating my Wheaties."
(1989- 4 homers, 13 RBIs)




"Six hundred homers later, here I am after I started eating my Wheaties."

"So take it from Slammin' Sammy-you'd better start eating your Wheaties!"

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