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Thursday, December 10, 2020

Remember That Guy, Eric Swalwell?

"U.S. intelligence officials believe that Fang had a sexual relationship with Eric Swalwell. We asked Swalwell’s office about that directly today. His staff replied by saying they couldn’t comment on whether or not Swalwell had a sexual relationship with Fang because that information might be, quote, “classified.” They did not elaborate or explain what they meant by that."

-PJ Media


"Who farted?"


You all remember that California congressman Eric Swalwell, don't you? He's the guy who was running for the Democrat nomination for president. He's the guy who sits on the House Intelligence Committee. He's the guy who told us he had proof that Trump was a Russian agent.

You remember him, right?

"Uhhhhh.....yeaaaaah."

 

Well, Eric is back in the news this week for the first time since he farted on MSNBC during an interview. Axios.com has broken a story that ties Eric to a Chinese spy named Fang Fang, aka Christine Fang. Apparently, she used her feminine charms to get close to a couple of mayors-and- had some sort of a relationship with Mr Swalwell, who, for his part, is refusing to answer the big question.

 https://www.axios.com/china-spy-california-politicians-9d2dfb99-f839-4e00-8bd8-59dec0daf589.html


-Axios

And why should he? After all, Nancy Pelosi has his back. She sees no problem with Swalwell being on the House Intel Committee.

According to the NY Post, the FBI warned Swalwell about Ms. Fang back in 2015.

But it's all Trump's fault, you see? According to Swalwell, Trump and his followers are picking on him because of his criticism of the President.

So unless Eric clears this up, he is a leading candidate for Hypocrite of the Year. So I urge Swalwell to state definitively where he had sex with that woman, Miss Lewin...... Fang, so he can get back to work for the American people.......on the House Intel Committee.

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