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Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Ravens Beat Brownshirts: Hitler Reacts

 It's been a bad week in Cleveland. No more Indians, and last night the Cleveland Brownshirts lost a huge game to the Ravens in an incredible fashion. Had they won, they would have been one game behind the collapsing Steelers, and would have been odds-on to win the division. Instead, it appears the Steelers will limp across the finish line and win the AFC North.

Meanwhile, in Berlin, the Brownshirts number one fan, Adolf Hitler, was stuck down in his own Dawg Pound and had no reception, so his generals (who were watching the game in a Berlin pub and drinking vodka with the Russians), had to break the news to him. Naturally, after so many years of being a suffering Brownshirts fan, he did not take it well.

Sub-titles by Fousesquawk.



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