Sunday, May 24, 2020

Saturn, "Hitler's Alligator", Dies in Moscow: Hitler Reacts

My latest Hitler parody masterpiece

You learn something every day. This week, Saturn, an 84-year-old Mississippi alligator, originally given to Germany in 1936 by the US, who had escaped from the Berlin Zoo during a bombardment of Berlin in 1943, captured by the British in 1946, and given to the Russians, died in a Moscow zoo.

Legend had it that Saturn had been Hitler's personal pet, but that is apparently not true. But we won't let that get in the way of a good Hitler parody, will we?

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