Robert Mugabe, dictator of Zimbabwe, appointed good will ambassador by the World Health Organization
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The World Health Organization today announced the appointment of German Chancellor Adolf Hitler as its new good will ambassador. UN Secretary General Sahib Sahib praised the selection.
"Mr Hitler is uniquely qualified for this position," said Mr. Sahib. "It is well known that in addition to being a strict vegetarian, Chancellor Hitler abstains from alcohol and sex."
Additionally, under Hitler's leadership, Germany has achieved a dramatic drop in mental illness cases. Hitler has ordered his health authorities throughout the country to completely eliminate all mental illness cases by the end of the year.
In accepting the honor, Hitler stated that he intends to travel widely to spread the message of the WHO. His initial plans call for visits to Austria, the Czech Republic, Poland, France, Belgium, Holland, Denmark and Norway.
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