Friday, November 25, 2016

Die For ISIS and Get 76 Virgins

Hat tip Jihad Watch

Now that the battle for Mosul is raging, the leader of ISIS has upped the offer for those jihadis who are prepared to die. Instead of the normal 72 virgins, he will throw in 4 additional "houris".


So what are you jihadis waiting for? Pick up the suicide vest and die now.

But wait!

If you die in the next ten minutes, we will send you four additional houris absolutely free!
 Die now!

I wonder if that is pronounced /whories/?

1 comment:

Siarlys Jenkins said...

I heard when they get to the other side, they find themselves getting punched in the face by 72 Virginians.

Then there's the jihadi who was greeted by 72 Roman Catholic nuns in full habit waving rosaries.