Chris Colabello's Been Eating His Wheaties

Hey Kids! If you wanna become famous like Chris Colabello, you better eat your Wheaties.


Here's Chris before he started eating his Wheaties.




"Who the f--- is Chris Colabello?"

Now here's Chris after he started eating his Wheaties.

https://sports.yahoo.com/news/chris-colabello-suspended-80-games-positive-drug-test-202508596--mlb.html

So Kids, if you wanna become famous like Chris Colabello, you better start eating your Wheaties.