Hillary's Latest Memoirs

Hat tip Outside the Beltway and John Speedie for audio

"Those e-mails never reached my desk."


Winston Churchill's multi-volume work on World War 2 has nothing on Her Nibs, Hillary Clinton. Beginning with, "It Takes a Village" and followed by "Living  Rewriting History". Hillary the Great is now set to release her latest magnus opus that recounts all her great accomplishments as secretary of state, such as visiting over one hundred countries and ... and .... and... Well, you'll just have to read the book. Of course, much like Monica Lewinsky took up much of Book Number Two, Benghazi will be "explained" in this one. Or will it beyond the charges of a Republican witch hunt? Of course, Hillary and her cronies showed up at the White House for tea and crumpets with Obama and some kind of strategy meeting that reportedly had to do with how they are going to deal with Benghazi in the upcoming 2016 presidential race..

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/05/30/clinton-takes-on-critics-in-benghazi-chapter-says-wont-be-part-political/

" I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, "What do you mean? What are you saying? Why did you lie to me?"

No, that's not Bill she's talking to on page 466 in "Living History"; that's what she probably told an aide when he told her that it wasn't a protest over a video that caused the attack on our mission in Benghazi. Said conversation probably took place on the evening September 11, 2012. Where she was that evening is still a mystery. Hopefully, she will reveal that in her book.

Of course, there probably won't be too many pages devoted to Bill in this book since they hardly saw each other for four years while she was gallivanting around the world pushing the restart button on our relations with Russia while Bill was pushing the restart button on his love life. Here's Bill below attending some Clinton Global Initiative event in Vienna initiating contact with Fran Drescher's arse.

                                                                                                                     


"As my motorcade left the American embassy in Cairo, Huma and I were greeted by hundreds of thousands of cheering Egyptians...."



Of course, one of the 100+ countries that Hillary visited was the Congo, where she made a lasting impression on the Congolese youth. Surely, that will be recounted in her book. (Hat tip Outside the Beltway)

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/hillary_clintons_congo_blow-up/

"Hey! It was the Congo! What difference at this point does it make?"

At least tell us where that missing $6 billion went, Hillary.