Since it's football season, I guess it's time to bring back Clapper's "Lock of the Week". This one is a doozy. Now he's is predicting that our spies may defect over the budget impasse.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/10/02/intel-chief-us-spies-might-defect-over-budget-impasse/
He really has a lot of faith in the people who work for him, doesn't he?
"Hi, Jim Clapper here, your director of national intelligence and football handicapper par excellance. I'm here to ask you football fans to get up off that couch and write your congressmen telling them to vote for the budget deal-clean with no elimination of Obamacare. Here is why:
I cannot guarantee you my lock of the week with any degree of accuracy for Sunday's match ups. That's because I have had to cut my team of scouts and team reporters out in the field-70% of them to be exact. For example, I was supposed to send one of my operatives to London to scout and report back to me on the Steeler-Viking match up. You will recall that the Steelers were three-point favorites. As a result of the looming government shutdown, I didn't have the dough to send them. What we missed was the fact that the Steeler offensive line was going to perform like Janet Napolitano's Department of Homeland Security (heh heh).
So if you want Old Jim to keep coming up with the straight skinny on the NFL games, write or call your congressman today. Hopefully, we can get a clean bill passed before this coming Sunday."
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
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I do not know if I should laugh or cry when I see the POTUS sitting around his National Security table with all his men and women seated beside him. Lets see, there is Clapper who lied to Congress, Rice who lied to the Nation about Benghazi and John Kerry who lied to Congress about our soldiers in Viet Nam. Of course, they all have the master lier, the "lier and Chief".
Squid
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