"Flight 482 to Caracas will be delayed......."
Our leaker, Edward Snowden, is entering his 2nd month stranded at the Moscow Airport transit lounge as he awaits which country will hand him a rose.
"I really thought Vlady and I had made a connection....."
The hours turn into days, and the days turn into weeks. Still, our Leaker sits reading old newspapers and watching the news on TV monitors. Today, Russian State TV is running a 5-hour special documentary about new trucks coming off the assembly line after being completed by heroic Russian workers.
"I've been talking with that hot Venezuelan Airlines rep at the customer service counter. Maybe if I slip her a rose, she can sneak me on board the next flight."
Suddenly comes an announcement over the public address system:
"Announcing the arrival of Ukrainian Airlines 654 from Kiev at gate 44."
"You know that crash at San Francisco Airport last week? I got the real low down on that. That wasn't no accident."
Tune in next month for another episode of Moscow Airport Transit Lounge-The Leaker. Find out who (if anyone) will give our Leaker a rose.
Gaza, perhaps? They let anybody in.
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