"Oh, alright."
"Today's contestant is
Chuck Hagel."
Here are your choices:
a Peace talks began between the US and the Taliban
b Yvonne Ridley returned to Afghanistan as a welcome guest of the Taliban
c Afghanistan deported Teresa Heinz Kerry, the wife of the US Secretary of State
d The Kabul Kubs broke the curse of the billy goat
e Taliban launched suicide attack against presidential palace and CIA hqs in Kabul.
"Can I call a friend?"
Who do you want to call?"
"Yvonne Ridley in the UK."
(Heh heh)
"Ridley."
"Hey Yvonne. Are you in Afghanistan?"
"If I am in Afganistan, why are you calling me here in the UK, you dope?".
"Oh, yeah, right. So what the Hell happened today in Afghanistan?"
"Must be 'c'. Who the Hell would want that woman in their country?"
"Yeah, you're right. Thanks. (click). I'll go with 'c', Bob."
"Sorry, Chuck. The answer is 'e'".
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/afghanistan-taliban-launch-suicide-bomb-attack-on-kabuls-presidential-palace-8672251.html
"But what about 'a', Bob?"
"What about it? Bring in the next contestant."
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