Dear Mr Fousesquawk,
Our records show that you are delinquent in your tax payments for tax years 2007-2008-2009-2010-2011-2012. To whit: You have won the UK Lottery every year during the above period, each year in the amount of 250,000 English pounds ($300,000) . Our records further reflect that you have paid no income tax on these monies.
Therefore, we are assessing your liability at the US dollar equivalent of $200,000 per tax year plus penalty and interest for each year ($100,000) for total due of $1.8 million. This, of course, does not include any taxes you will be assessed by the state of California
Please pay this amount by July 15, 2013. Should you fail to meet this payment deadline, the government will be forced to seize your blog site.
If you have any questions, you may contact Ms Lois Lerner at our Washington Hqs.
"Sorry, Mr Issa. I have to take a call."
Sincerely,
Jack Lew
Secretary of the Treasury
5 comments:
Yeah, right.
Don't interrupt me. I'm on the line with Lois Lerner.
Maybe Iceland has another jet flight to their country. Also, you may meet Mr. Snowden on the flight.
Squid
Fouse and Snowden share exile together. Sounds like a great sitcom.
Uh oh. Although this is in the dead letter file by now, does this mean I am next since I visit here occasionally??
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