"Here are your choices:"
a "Mission accomplished"
b A Zionist Jew blew himself up with a suicide bomb killing dozens.
c That notorious Israeli shark attacked a swimmer in the Euphrates River.
d Car bombs went off in Shi'ite parts of Baghdad killing at least 66.
Here's a clue:
"Can I call a friend?"
"Sure, who do you want to call?"
"President Obama."
"Royal Hawaiian Golf Club."
"Uh, yeah. Could you connect me with President Obama, please?"
"Sure hold on. Hey Hattie, connect this call to the 13th tee."
"Obama speaking."
"Hey Mr President. What the Hell happened today in Iraq?'
"Nothing. Mission accomplished."
"Thanks (click). I'll go with 'a', Bob."
"Ohhh, so sorry. The answer is 'd'.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/05/27/iraq-officials-say-car-bombings-in-baghdad-kill-at-least-4-civilians-wound-1/?test=latestnews
2 comments:
This was an attack on Shia's? The Sunni have to get out in front of this incident by warning everyone about indiscriminate retaliation against Sunnis. Some people might say something bad about them on Twitter and Facebook. That would really hurt their feelings and might even have a chilling effect on future bombings. Where is CAIR in all of this? They should be warning everyone about Islamophobia.
"Hey Mr President. What the Hell happened today in Iraq?'
Not our problem. I followed Fousesquawk's advice and got us the hell out of there. Aren't you glad you didn't vote for John McCain?
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