"Here are the choices:"
a a Pakistani scientist was awarded the Nobel Prize for debunking global warming
b American al Qaeda fugitive Adam Gadahn was arrested in Islamabad while trying to have sex with a chicken without a condom
"I don't think that's funny."
c The chicken was sentenced to 40 lashes for adultery
"Now that's funny."
d Muslim mobs attacked a Christian quarter, injuring people, vandalizing churches and burning businesses
e Christian mobs destroyed the city of Karachi burning down every mosque and killing thousands of Muslims as police watched and did nothing
"Can I call a friend?"
"Sure. Who do you want to call?"
"Pastor Ed Bacon of the All Saints Episcopal Church in Pasadena."
"Muslim Public Affairs Council."
"Can I speak to Pastor Bacon, please?"
"Hey Ed! It's for you. Make it quick."
"Pastor Bacon speaking."
"Pastor. What the Hell happened today in Pakistan?"
"Has to be "e'. Christians are such hateful people."
"Thanks (click). I'll go with "e", Bob".
"Sorry, Pal. The answer is "d". Get outta here!
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