Hey kids! Wanna be a champion like Lance Armstrong? You better start eating your Wheaties.
Here is Lance BEFORE he started eating his Wheaties:
"Sorry, Lance. You didn't qualify for the Tour de France."
And here is Lance AFTER he started eating his Wheaties:
Here is Lance appearing on the Oprah Winfrey show and explaining the benefits of eating Wheaties:
So kids, if you wanna grow up and be a champ like Lance, you'd better start eating your Wheaties.
Right, Lance?
"Uhh, yeah. Right."
3 comments:
To coin a phrase...
Now THAT's funny!
Glad you liked it. I was beginning to doubt your sense of humor. Which we both need after today's Cub game
If all else fails, we can always crack some more jokes about Mel Gibson.
But keep him away from the Cubs.
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