FOUSESQUAWK: Let's Play, "What the Hell Happened Today in Iraq?"

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Let's Play, "What the Hell Happened Today in Iraq?"

"Here is today's million dollar question:

What the Hell happened today in Iraq?'

a A statue of George W Bush was unveiled to commemorate the 10-year anniversary of the fall of Saddam Hussein

b Iraq passed a right of return law for Iraqi Jews driven out in 1948

c Sunnis and Shi'ites declared peace

d A wave of bombings went off across the country killing at least 65.

(Here's a hint:)

Residents gather at the site of a car bomb attack in the AL-Mashtal district in Baghdad March 19, 2013. A series of coordinated car bombs and blasts hit Shi'ite districts across Baghdad and south of the Iraqi capital on Tuesday, killing at least 25 people on the tenth anniversary of the U.S.-led invasion. REUTERS-Mohammed Ameen

Residents gather at the site of a car bomb attack in the AL-Mashtal district in Baghdad March 19, 2013. A series of coordinated car bombs and blasts hit Shi'ite districts across Baghdad and south of the Iraqi capital on Tuesday, killing at least 25 people on the tenth anniversary of the U.S.-led invasion. REUTERS-Mohammed Ameen

"Can I call a friend?"

"Certainly. Who do you want to call?"

"John Brennan."

"CIA"

"John Brennan, Please."

"Who?"

"John Brennan."

"How do you spell it?"

"B-R-E-N-N-A-N".

"One moment, please. I am checking..................................................

..................checking...........OK. I'll put you through."

"Brennan speaking."

"Hey, John. What the Hell happened today in Iraq?"

"I don't know. Let me ask Chuck. Hey Chuck. What the Hell happened today in Iraq?'

"Hell if I know."

"Can't help ya, pal."

"OK". (click)

"You have 3 seconds left."

"Uhhhh..D?"

"You are correct!!!!!!"