"It's today, folks, and you know what time that is. It's time to play...."
"What the Hell happened today in Iraq!"
"Here are the choices:"
a The Saddam Hussein statue was placed back in the city center
b Representative Maxine Waters arrived on a state visit
c A car bomb killed ten and injured thirty in a mostly shi-ite section of Baghdad.
"Can I call a friend, Bob?"
"Who do you want to call?"
"President Obama."
"President Obama speaking."
"Hey Barack. What the Hell happened today in Iraq?"
"Why the Hell are you calling me? We have already accomplished our mission there." (click)
"I guess I'll go with "c", Bob."
"Final answer?"
"Final answer."
"You are absolutely right!!!"
(Applause)
http://news.yahoo.com/iraq-car-bomb-strikes-baghdad-eatery-killing-10-153642506.html
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