"Thar she blows"
Where the Hell is Kyrzakhstan?
Our new secretary of state, John Heinz-Kerry, has invented a new country.
"Yes. John, it takes a long time to get it right.
The problem, for all you UC Santa Cruz Community Studies and History of Consciousness majors, is that there is no Kyrzakhstan. There is a Kyrgyzstan. There is a Kazakhstan, but there is no Kyrzakhstan.
Or maybe he was talking about Ollie and Stan.
Or Georgia's neighbor, South Carolina.
Or maybe that's the country Jenjiz Khan came from.
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