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Saturday, January 12, 2013

Let's Play, "What Happened Today in Somalia?"




So what the hell happened today in Somalia?

(Hey you feminists! More choices.)

a  The Chicago Cubs announced they will move their spring training camp to Mogadishu
b  Pope Bennie arrived for a ten-day visit
c  Mogadishu was awarded the 2240 Olympics
d  The Pittsburgh Pirates announced they are creating a baseball academy for prospective pirates
e  French commandos raided a terror camp in an attempt to rescue a French hostage (who was killed)
f  a UC Santa Cruz Community Studies major received a grant to study for a year at the University of Mogadishu
g  The cause of Global Warming was discovered
h  Hugo Chavez arrived from Cuba to continue his cancer treatments


If you guessed "e", you are a winner!

1 comment:

Siarlys Jenkins said...

Mission failed, by definition.