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Saturday, October 20, 2012

James Clapper's "Lock of the Week"




Hey football fans, this is James Clapper, former director of national intelligence, here to give you....

Clapper's Lock of the Week

That's right. Using my experience, skills, and inside sources in the intelligence field, I can offer you the most accurate updates and predictions on this weekend's NFL  match ups. I have access to information that those other prognosticators and Las Vegas guys could only dream of. So get your pen and paper out because here comes my Lock of the Week.

Houston at St Louis

My sources tell me the Texans will suffer a let-down after their stirring victory over the Packers last week. The odds makers say Houston by 10, but I'm picking the Rams by a blowout.

Rams 45
Texans 7



New York Jets at New England

I'm taking the Jets in this one. Look for Tim Tebow to light up the Patriots' secondary and run out of the wildcat for over 150 yards.

Jets 35
Patriots 0



Dallas at San Francisco

Gotta go with Dallas on this one. Tony Romo is due for a breakout game.

Cowboys 21
49ers 3


Pittsburgh at Atlanta

Baron Batch figures to gain over 200 yards in this rout. The Steelers' vaunted offensive line, led by Mike Adams and Doug Legursky, will punish the Falcons' defensive line all day.

Steelers 30
Falcons 6



New Orleans Saints at Green Bay

Given the quarterbacks, Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees, I am predicting a defensive game. In fact, you can make a killing if you follow my prediction.

Saints 0
Packers 0 in OT



Chicago Bears at Cleveland

Paul Ryan may not know any of the Browns' players, but he will after this one. The Bears are no match for the Browns, who I predict are on  their way to the Super Bowl.

Browns 78
Bears 1



Those are just some of my picks this Sunday. So get your credit card ready and call now.

2 comments:

Siarlys Jenkins said...

Huh?

Findalis said...

I'll give it to the Bears. They've been good this year.

GO BEARS!!!!