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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Lunacy in Alameda County-Palestinian Cultural Day


"Love of family" The family that commits suicide together stays together

Hat tip Pro-Israel Bay Bloggers

Know what day today is? Yes, it is election day in some places, but in Alameda County, home of the great metropolis of Oakland and UC Beserkley, today is....

Palestinian Cultural Day!!!!

http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2012/06/alameda-county-supervisors-proclaim.html

Yes, folks, today in Alameda County, everyone is celebrating the culture of the Palestinian people, all 2000 years of a people that have been calling themselves Palestinians since the 1960s. To mark the occasion, there will be Palestinian language classes. Classes will also be held in kidnapping, bomb making and how to raise your kid to be a suicide bomber. There will also be posters of that great leader Yasser Arafat, and his widow will send her greetings direct from Paris.

In addition, there will be a parade through downtown Oakland with floats, such as the Achille Lauro float, the 1972 Munich Olympics float, and the bombed-out bus float.


Without the roses


Also, there will be an exhibition on Palestinian art direct from the West Bank. If you never knew Mickey Mouse was a Jew-hating Nazi, you are in for a special treat.

                                                                              (Palestine Today)


There will also be a series of lectures by such luminaries as Norman Finkelstein, and local favorites, Amir Abdel Malik Ali, and Hatem Bazian, where you can learn all kinds of things you never knew (because they never happened). There will be traditional Palestinian games such, as "Name that Zionist Jew", strapping on suicide vest races, rock throwing, and team flag burning (American flag burners vs Israeli flag burners).

How about some traditional Palestinian dances, like the 9-11 dance and the Fogel family slaughter dance?

Hours of fun.

Thanks to the efforts of the Alameda County Supervisors, people can take a well-earned day off from worrying about things such as drugs, crime, poverty, Occupy protests, murders, rapes, and all those everyday worries.

Today is a day to celebrate having 20,000 Palestinians making all their great contributions to the community.


                                                  Celebrate Palestinian Cultural Day!

4 comments:

Bartender Cabbie said...

Next you hear they will have cured cancer.

Anonymous said...

Ummm. Except the Supervisors received so much bad feedback on the Proclamation that they pulled it. So instead, today was yet another day of Palestinian victimhood, as Palestinians and their sympathizers from all over the bay area descended on the Board of Supervisors whining "Pay attention to us!!!!"

Gary Fouse said...

Good news! The "contributions" of the palestinians are about equal to the "contributions" of the Gypsies.

Anonymous said...

A quick search for Palestinian cultural day in Santa Clara brings up an alarming photo of a child with a gun that was apparently part of the local Palestinian art exhibit. It is captioned “I shoot with complete faith and pride. I pull the trigger and aim towards the enemy without any fear”.

If thats the best they can come up with for "palestinian culture" I can understand why the Alameda Board of supervisors balked at creating a local event.