When you get bored, you look for hope and change.
When you look for hope and change, you make bad choices.
When you make bad choices, bad things happen.
When bad things happen, you blame others.
"Ain't my f--------' fault! Hendry's the f-------' guy! (Plus we had a tsunami.)"
When you blame others, things just keep getting worse.
When things get worse, you go to protests to blame others.
When you go to protests, you get arrested.
When you get arrested, you lose your job.
When you lose your job, your wife starts getting interested in other men.
When your wife starts getting interested in other men, you lose your wife.
When you lose your wife, you lose your home.
When you lose your home, you join another Occupy protest and sleep in a tent.
When you sleep in a tent, your hair gets infested with lice.
When your hair gets infested with lice, you sell it to a wig shop.
Don't sell your hair to a wig shop.
Switch to Romney.
"I'm Mitt Romney, and I did not approve this message."
3 comments:
This gets a modest chuckle, but it definitely doesn't get my vote.
There are such things as consequences, that's what led us here. The good thing is there can be good consequences if he elect Romney. If we are so stupid as to elect Obama again, there is no hope for us.
What good consequences could flow from electing an empty-headed stuffed shirt whose platform boils down to "I really admire the thought of ME being president, and my wife likes the notion too." Mitt isn't one tenth the man his father was.
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