"The key to successful composition in English is to remember this simple formula- introduction, body, conclusion."
-Gary Fouse
Adjunct teacher of English as a second language
Speaking of stupid people, Bill Maher has sent film maker Alexandra Pelosi to Mississippi to make a documentary of "dumb Southerners who vote Republican". (Hat tip Daily Caller)
http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/11/pelosis-daughter-maher-unite-to-perpetuate-southern-stereotypes/
The film will, of course, have nothing on dumb Yankees who vote Democrat. If Alexandra is looking for stupid people, she need look no further than her own mom-who is not a Southerner.
Speaking of fat people, we now a new scandal brewing and Health and Human Services Kommissar, Kathy Sibelius is being "grilled" (no pun intended) about a $230 million stimulus payment that went out to someone so's they could lobby to fight obesity, which happens to be first lady Michelle Obama's collateral duty in the White House. (Hat tip Ameruica's Watchtower)
http://americaswatchtower.com/2012/03/12/kathleen-sebelius-admits-that-stimulus-money-was-used-for-lobbying/
Kathy Sibelius-No, she's not obese. "How about a burger, Kathy?"
"Remember that introduction, body and conclusion is like a hamburger. The top bun is the intro; the meat, cheese, tomato and whatever is the body, and the bottom bun is the conclusion."
-Fouse
How's that "Arab Spring" working out for you?
Speaking of spring, it's spring training time in America. All us Cub fans know what that means. Another year of futility. It has been 104 years since the Cubs won a World Series. For all you Cal State Northridge math students in Professor David Klein's 2+2= Israel sucks class, that takes us back to 1908, 6 years before Wrigley Field even opened. And after 104 years, the Cubs are now rebuilding.
"Ah wunnerful, ah wunnerful, ah."
Furthermore, their one young star, Starlin Castro, is under investigation for rape.
"Ah wunnerful, ah wuinnerful, ah."
But there is good news. They still have Alfonso Soriano.
"Ah wunnerful, ah wunnerful, ah."
"When transferring from one topic to another, always use transition signals."
-Fouse
Of course, it's also tax time, and I have been wasting hours and hours of my precious time getting my figures together. Hopefully, I won't have to check any boxes on my sexual preference, like the University of California wants us to do now. To make matters worse, I live in California, where our governor, "Run-Down" Jerry Brown, would like to tax us for every time we have sex, a subject he seems not to know much about (sex, not taxes).
"In your conclusion, you can either restate the thesis statement, summarize your main points, or end with a final, dramatic statement."
- Fouse
2 comments:
"Speaking of stupid people, Bill Maher has sent film maker Alexandra Pelosi to Mississippi to make a documentary of "dumb Southerners who vote Republican".
How many good laughs and good times millionaire Bill Maher must have had with millionaire Alexandra Pelosi reviewing the film she took of poor people in Mississippi. The more run down the house the funnier it was. The fewer teeth and worn clothing the people had the more hysterical mocking it must have made for them. These people came from Mississippi and that is a Republican state.
I doubt that, in all fairness, they will now go into the worst places in Detroit, East St. Louis, Washington, D.C., all solidly Democratic enclaves. (All run by solidly Democratic civic administrations for at least five decades.)
Bill Maher is a snarky cruel person whose Democratic orientation fits him perfectly. He is a liberal operative for the Party. He is a misogynous dishonest contemptible jerk. He seeks cover as a "comedian" but he is nothing but a selective mocker.
Taxes take me about an hour each year, including C-EZ and SE. Of course I take the standard deduction.
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