FOUSESQUAWK: What the Hell Will Ghaddafi's Next Job Be?

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

What the Hell Will Ghaddafi's Next Job Be?

A few days ago, the BBC told us that Muammar Ghaddafi was in Algeria. Well, since that turned out to be a bunch of BBS, let's consider the next bum scoop.

"He can run, but he can't hide."

Maybe the BBC will announce that Ghadaffi has just replaced the incompetent Joe Biden as vice president.

Maybe the Chicago Tribune will announce that he has replaced the incompetent Jim Hendry as general manager-or even better yet, the incompetent Alfonso Soriano as left fielder.

Maybe the LA Times will report that he has accepted a teaching gig in the UC Santa Cruz Communities Studies Department.

America's Wackiest University

Or MSNBC will report that Ghaddafi has been hired as anchor to replace the incompetent (take your pick).

My guess is he will replace the incompetent Benito Mussolini.

2 comments:

Findalis said...: He could replace Al Sharpton at MSNBC. Nobody would notice.; August 24, 2011 at 1:36 PM
Siarlys Jenkins said...: I vote for Mussolini. Libya doesn't have any communist-led partisans like the ones who tried, sentenced and executed El Duce, but even liberals could hang a guy who sent his army against a whole city of his own country.

He's not Al Sharpton. Qadaffi is much more incoherent. He couldn't get hired at MSNBC. He and Breitbart have similar personalities though.; August 24, 2011 at 5:56 PM