This is Chris. Look into his face. Chris suffers from Tingling Leg Syndrome (TLS). Only recently discovered in the last couple of years, TLS affects thousands of Americans and thousands more around the world. The cause has already been discovered by scientists. It occurs when certain people, who have certain psycological predispostions, see and hear Barack Obama. It seems to occur exclusively in people with liberal tendencies. Unfortunately, a cure has yet to be found.
Look into this face and ask yourself if you can turn away.
Of course you can't. That's why we are turning to you to help people like Chris. Your contribution can help make a difference in the lives of Chris and thousands more like him.
Won't you give to the TLS Foundation? Hopefully, with the support of people like you, we can find a cure for TLS.
Do it today.
Do it for Chris.
All non-tax deductible contributions can be mailed to MSNBC attn. TLS Foundation at NBC Hqs, NY, NY.
1 comment:
Remember "restless leg syndrome"?
I recognized the symptoms right away. It's what happens when a doctor prescribed 60 mg sudafed four times a day for a patient with a bit of bronchitis.
Instead of cutting back on the sudafed, they built a whole foundation around it and came up with all kinds of expensive long-term treatments.
TLS? That sounds kind of silly... something Gary Fouse might make up.
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