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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Press Conference for New Dallas Cowboys Head Coach

Let's listen in on new Cowboys coach, Al Newman, in his first press conference

"Al. Your team is 1-7 coming off a 45-7 drubbing by the Packers. This week you face the first-place Giants in New York. Your boss, Jerry Jones, is on the warpath, and you are only interim coach for the rest of the year. The Cowboys have lost 5 straight games, are in last place and playing like high-schoolers. Your fans are angry and the rest of the league is laughing at you.  Are you worried?"

"What-me worry?"

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