Fousesquawk Sunday Wrap

Remember that picture I put up last week showing a bunch of lions devouring a zebra? Remember I used it to describe what the Giants would do to the Dallas Cowboys today?



Heh, heh. I can explain everything.

You see just before kickoff, the teams traded jerseys. That explains why the "Cowboys" jumped off to a big lead. Then in the 3rd quarter, the lights went out in the stadium. Players from both teams were sprinting from one end zone to the other because the defenses couldn't see the ball-carriers. Then, when the lights came back on, both teams fought ferociously to give the game to the other.

Let's move on, OK?

Did'ya see the game between Indy and Cincinnati?

"Yeh, I did."

All I can say is that this was the Battle of the Boobs, as my dear old Dad would say. I can also say....

"Welcome back Bungles". We missed you.

I think one reason the Bungles are so bad this year is because they can't get their two head-case receivers, Terrell Owens and Chad Ocho-Cinco to play at the same time. Last week against the Steelers, Ocho-Cinco took the game off and pouted. Today it was Owens who took the day off. In the 4th quarter, he failed to try and catch a crucial pass then when it was intercepted didn't try to tackle the Colt player with the ball. Then, with the score 23-17 and the Bungles deep in their own territory with no time outs and time running out, Owens twice ran deep routes then walked back to the huddle after the quarterback was sacked with the final seconds ticking off.

I'm sure sorry they weren't televising the Big One-the US Government Lions vs the winless Buffalo Hot Wings. Sure enough, the US Government came through with a hand-out to the have nots-in a "thrilling" 14-12 slugfest.

And just when we thought the Denver Donkeys were done for the year, the Kansas City Chefs come to town and serve up a delicious 49-29 give-a-way for the denizons of the Mile High City.

Gee I wonder if Brett Favre is going to retire after this year. What do you think?

"Uhhhhh.....yeaaaah."

Steelers-Patriots? Don't ask.