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Saturday, October 9, 2010

I Can Hardly Wait for the Next Vikings' Game

Brett Favre-"Now will he retire?"


How many years has it been now that we have to endure the Brett Favre "Will he or won't he retire" watch?  I used to get so sick and tired of watching Packers' games because it was nothing but a three-hour Favre love fest. You never even knew what the score was because all the announcers would talk about was how many touchdown passes he had thrown, how many yards he had accumulated, how many this, how many that.....

Then, as he became older and greyer, it was...

"Will this be his last year?"

Then, he would retire. Then he would unretire. Then he would do the same thing every year. Then he would sign with a new team.

So here we are. Brett is back with the Minnesota Vikings and the "drama" continues.

But now we have a new wrinkle (no pun intended). It seems that when Brett was with the Jets, he had some sort of thing going with a Jets female employee. The story is just breaking, but it is alleged that Brett was sending cute little messages to the lady on his cell phone, blackberry or whatever the Hell they call them now. Not only that, it is alleged that the lady received a pic of...........

Little Brett!
                                                                                                                                  

Official reaction was one of shock and dismay.



Congress demanded an investigation





Brett's teammates on the Vikings had one question for Brett:
"What's in your wallet?"


The reaction from Viking fans was swift and immediate.




"Go Brett!"



3 comments:

Findalis said...

I wonder if Mrs. Brett is looking to move to California and hire Allred.

Actually I am so sick of his antics that last week I rooted for the other guys just to sack him .

Am I bad?

Gary Fouse said...

Findalis,

Not at all. God, I wish he would retire and go away.

Bartender Cabbie said...

I guess that will be it for his Wrangler commercials. I wonder when these celebs will learn that they are not the "car salesman down the street" and that they will make national news evertime the member takes control of the brain. Always the same story with these guys. I wish he would go away also.