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Friday, October 1, 2010

Farewell California



Imagine! Las Vegas only a 30-minute drive from the beach!

Today is October 1, 2010, and this is the day that sodium thiopental, the sedative drug used in California's lethal injections expires. Therefore, there will be no execution of convicted child-murderer, Albert Greenwood Brown until at least sometime next year when the state can get a new supply.

But there is good news; now that Gloria Allred has come up with her "blockbuster" press conference accusing Meg Whitman of exploiting an illegal alien nanny, that leaves once and future governor Jerry Brown to succeed Arnold Katzenjammer as governor. (Unless, of course, Allred's ridiculous gimmick will give Whitman a huge bump in the polls.)

Meanwhile, Barbarella Boxer has come up with another ridiculous ad in her desperate fight to survive as senator. With the strings playing in the background, the narrator tells us all the wonderful things Boxer has done for California including after-school programs for millions of children-keeping them off the streets (She must have forgotten about LA.), and creating millions of jobs for Californians. (Unemployment in California is 12.4%).




Kinda gets ya right here, doesn't it?

Hell, even the Democrats are laughing at that one.


Meanwhile even the liberal San Francisco Chronicle has refused to endorse Boxer stating that her almost 30 years in Congress has resulted in no significant legislative accomplishments, rather only partisan bickering.

Now for the bad news.....

The latest polls show Boxer widening her lead.


You see, in California, the people with their hands out are starting to outnumber those that pay the bills.

So come November, if we get Brown and Boxer,  it will be business as usual in California, and as they always joked, this state just might slide off into the Pacific.


Meanwhile at Waikiki......

"Hey Fred! Look at that big island out there! Where did that come from?"

"Oh, that's California. Hopefully, it will pass on by."

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