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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Was George Galloway Busted in Philadelphia Last Night?

I could have sworn that "Gentleman in Red" George Galloway (pictured below) left London this week on his latest Viva Palestina mission to feed starving Hamas in Gaza.





But wait! Could it be that Galloway took a sudden detour to Philadelphia last night to scrounge up a few more dollars at the Phillies-Braves game? Watch below.




The resemblance is amazing!

The identity of the guy in the red spandex has not yet been released, but the coincidences are too many to dismiss. Also yesterday, it was announced that the FBI had arrested a Lebanese man as he was attempting to blow up Wrigley Field!!

COINCIDENCE? WE DON'T THINK SO.

So here is my theory; Last night, FBI undercover agent Matt Diaz was staked out in left field based on a tip that Galloway was taking up an illegal collection at the game. Sure enough, when Galloway approached him for a donation, the capture was made. All that's left is the official announcement. I expect that sometime today, Eric Holder will step up to the microphone with cameras flashing and announce.....

Nah.

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