That's right, folks. Fousesquawk is now offering this once-in-a-lifetime offer. The best of Kathy Lee Gifford. This masterfully re-digitized DVD contains Kathy Lee's 1998 Christmas Special.
Now you can own this collection of Kathy Lee singing all your favorite Christmas hits!
"Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer"
"Jingle Bells"
"Santa Claus is coming to town"
"Frosty the Snow Man"
and more....
This DVD also contains scenes of Kathy Lee and Frank sitting on their living room couch. Watch and listen as "America's Sweetheart" sings while Frank sits on the edge of the couch staring off into space and wishing he were somewhere else....
....like with that flight attendent. (Yes, that's on the DVD also.)
"Frank's been a bad boy, and now this is his punishment."
Or even back at Yankee Stadium playing football with his pal Chuckie Bednarik.
And it's all for the one-time price of $9.99 plus tax, shipping..... and handling.
But wait!
If you order within the next 24 hours, we'll lower the price to $3.99-plus-we'll throw in this priceless item from Kathy Lee's collection:
"Trapped in the elevator with Kathy Lee"
That's right. Here's Kathy Lee singing all the greatest elevator hits:
"Do you know the way to San Jose?"
"I'll never fall in love again"
"Close to you"
"We've only just begun"
and more.
Now for our special bonus offer. If you call within the next 6 months, you can have the Christmas DVD, the flight attendant tape and the elevator music all for....
Free! Plus we'll take care of the tax, shipping and handling. (Hell, we can't unload this #%^*&.)
Call now....pleeeease.
6 comments:
So what's the significance of this Cathy Lee Gifford anyway? I'm not up on all the trendy fads you point-headed intellectual elitist mavens of politically correct culture indulge in.
Just something that popped into my fevered moind. I never could stand her.
I can't stand her either, but I don't think that I've even heard about her in a decade. That's a good thing.
I'll second that, whoever she is.
Lance, Siarlys,
Unfortunately, she is still with us, co-host of Good Morning America, Today or one of those dopey morning shows.
Ah, I never watch those dopey morning shows. I do hope she doesn't decide to ran in Connecticut for the U.S. senate.
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