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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Celebrity Endorsements-King Samir Shabazz for the Law Firm of Holder & Associates


Hey there,

This is King Samir Shabazz of the New Black Party in The City of Brotherly Love with some important legal advice. If you ever need legal help from your important work of bringing down the white man, you gotta turn to the law firm of Eric Holder and Associates.

When you are an important public civil rights figure like me, you always will need the best legal representation possible, expecially after a hard day of chasing those crackers away from the polling places and speading your message of love at street fairs. That's why I keep Holder & Ass. on retainer. That way, they will always be there for me. And the best thing is that even though Holder & Ass. is based in Washington, they are accredited in all 50 states. In addition, Holder has an entire team of legal experts who are guaranteed to absolutely dismantle any case those racist crackers try to bring against you.

Even if you have declined to contest the case, and a summary judgement is pending, it's not too late for Holder & Ass. to save the day. In fact, they can save your butt even if you have been convicted and gone to prison. Not only can they win a case in court, but even if you are convicted, they can obtain a pardon-at a minimal extra cost, of course.

So do what I do; contact Holder & Ass. today. They are listed in the phone book under the heading: US Government-Department of Justice. Lawyers are standing by to take your call.

"Because friends don't let friends plead guilty."



"This is Eric Holder and I approved this message."

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jim & Lori send our regards. Brian has been a regular visitor to your blog and just introduced us to it.

Anonymous said...

Jim & Lori send our regards. Brian has been a regular visitor to your blog and just introduced us to it.

Anonymous said...

OK Crackers,

Forgot to mention that my attorney, Eric, also gave George Galloway (Viva Palestina) a free ride. He also was able ignore Jodie Evans, B. Dorne, Bill Ayers for their part in the terrorist Gaza Flotilla. He also ignored the sanctuary cities of L.A., and San Francisco, while sueing AZ. What a guy!
KSS (AKA Squid)

Gary Fouse said...

Jim & Lori,

I happen to know a Jim & Lori from back east. Would you be the same?

Siarlys Jenkins said...

Talk about straw men...

...you post a photo of a certifiable scarecrow who couldn't get through basic training on how to handle a weapon, and appoint him king? Of what?

Gary Fouse said...

Siarlys,

I didn't take that phot, obviously one of his pals did. It is what it is. I didn't Christen him King-he did himself.

If I posted a picture of Hitler or Yassir Arafat or Osama bin Laden and nobody ever jeard of them, they would think they were all a joke.

Gary Fouse said...

Anonymous,

How about Charles Manson?

No?

George Lincoln Rockwell?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Siarlys Jenkins said...

George Lincoln Rockwell is closer to the mark than any of the others. Bin Laden, after all, has a substantial following, hundreds of millions of dollars, and at least a few followers who can shoot straight.

I think that Collins guy, the one who marched in Skokie, is a little closer to the mark. And he turned out to have a Jewish grandfather? Well, so did Hitler, that's not definitive.

Rockwell was never much of a threat. Remember the white cab driver who dropped off Alex Haley for his interview with Rockwell? A WW II veteran if I remember right.

Lance Christian Johnson said...

And he turned out to have a Jewish grandfather? Well, so did Hitler, that's not definitive.

Isn't that just a possibility, regarding Hitler's grandfather? It hasn't been confirmed, as far as I know.

Gary Fouse said...

As for Hitler's grandfather being Jewish, it's a long, complicated story, and if I recall correctly, hinges on whether a certain Jewish gentleman was the actual father of an illegitimate child.

Gary Fouse said...

To Jim and Lori,

Hey shoot us an email, will you-or a call?

Siarlys Jenkins said...

My point about Hitler's Jewish grandfather is that the story, accurate or speculative, is irrelevant.

Let's talk about World War II veteran cab drivers, Alex Haley, and George Lincoln Rockwell. Or better yet, let's find something serious to discuss. Unless you want to finesse the fine points of "You can't fight communism unless you understand that it is Jewish"?

Gary Fouse said...

As Strom THurmond stated during the Clarence Thomas hearings,

"I still don't know what Long John Silver's got to do with all this."