Can't seem to ever get where you're going?
Introducing The Wheel!
Now you don't have to worry about how far you have to travel or what you have to carry. No more pushing. No more pulling.
Here's how it works.
Just point The Wheel in the direction you are going; give it just a little shove-and presto! The Wheel starts moving and you are on your way.
The Wheel is also great for transporting those heavy objects over long distances. Just place your object on top of the Wheel, give a little shove and your goods are on their way! With the Wheel, large construction projects can be finished in no time!
AMAZING!!!
But this offer won't last. To get your Wheel, you must call now. Operators are standing by.
BUT WAIT!!!
If you call within the next 15 minutes, we'll DOUBLE your offer! We'll ship you...
TWO Wheels!
So call the number at the bottom of your screen, and in no time, you'll be enjoying all the advantages of The Wheel!
Call now!
800-3825968
(Hey Kids! Crack the secret code and win a prize!)
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