Hey! I'm back! I'm making more commercials than Peyton Manning!
This time, I'm here on behalf of the company that bears my name: Turtlewax.
That's right. For all you men out there that suffer from baldness, I say turn that baldness into an asset. Use what I use-Turtlewax! Just apply a big gob of Turtlewax to that dome of yours every morning and marvel at the way your head will shine.
A shiny dome projects power and sexiness. Your staffers will look at you with fear in their eyes because of that look of authority. The female staffers will, well....you know.
"Oh Henry!!!!"
So don't walk around with that dingy bald look. Get a can of Turtlewax today. It will change your life. And you will become so successful like me, you can get things done that will change everybody else's lives as well.
Buy Turtlewax today.
(It even works pretty good on cars.)
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