All right Rip, you've been sleeping long enough. Now it's time to wake up and look at the world and how it's changed since you fell asleep so many years ago. Here's what's happened.
Child rape has become acceptable almost all over the world. Sure, you knew about Pakistan and all those places, but how about France....and even here at home? In places like Vermont, raping a kid will usually get you probation. That's because it's a progressive state. What's "progressive", you ask?
You don't want to know.
You remember that movie director who was married to Sharon Tate-Roman Polanski? No-you were still asleep? Well, anyway, he's a big movie director who raped a 13-year-old girl in the US back in 1978 while you were sleeping. Prison? No, he's living in Europe-and he's a big hero.
And get this: A few years ago, we had a president who got caught having oral sex with a White House intern right in the Oval Office-and also got nailed committing perjury about it!! Resigned....thrown outta office? Well, no. He kinda got away with it and finished his term. He goes around giving speeches for big bucks.
Guess what else! We got commies working in the White House! One just resigned (Van Jones) and another (Marc Lloyd) is still there. You won't believe it, but the current prez spent 20 years in a church in Chicago with some raving lunatic of a preacher shouting, "God D--- America" and was friends with a former Weather Underground bomber/fugitive who set bombs off in the Capitol and Pentagon and New York Police Hqs-and still got elected!
(Don't look at me like that, Rip. I'm not making this up.)
That's not all. They got one guy named Kevin Jennings in the Department of Education who is called the "Czar for Safe and Drug-Free Schools". This guy is a real piece of work. Seems when he was working at some local school, a 15-16 year-old student told him about having sex with a 28-year-old man. You know what this guy did? He told the kid, "I hope you used safe sex"! He also founded some outfit called Gay, Lesbian, Straight Educational Network. These yahoos were notorious for putting on some "fisting" exhibition some years back. What's "fisting", you ask?
You don't want to know.
We also got a Secretary of Treasury who is a tax-cheat and does his income taxes on Turbo Tax...., but you probably don't know what Turbo Tax is...
Then there's this big honcho they got in the State Department. His name is Harold Koh. He thinks that we oughtta have Sharia law here in the US!
What's Shariah law, you ask?
You don't want to know.
Who's the Secretary of State, you ask?
You don't want to know.
That's not all. We even have a Science Czar in the White House, some guy named John Holdren.
That's him, right there. Pretty scary, huh?
This guy believes in some pretty weird stuff, like forced abortions, involuntary sterilization, a planetary regime to control the world's population, and things like that. That's our Science Czar.
Can't make this stuff up, Rip.
Oh, by the way, now that you're awake, you'll need to get a new car. Not to worry 'cause the government's now running the car companies. Not only that, they're running the banks too, Rip!
What's that, Rip? Well, yeah. There's one thing that hasn't changed.
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