Monday, September 14, 2009
ACORN-"We Can Help"
So you want to set up brothels in Baltimore and Washington DC? You want to bring in under-age Salvadoran girls to be prostitutes in your brothel?
We are ACORN. We can help.
You want to register the Salvadoran under-age girls as Democrats for the next election?
We are ACORN. We can help.
You want to register millions of new Democrats, who are really illegal aliens, dead people and people who never lived?
We are ACORN. We can help.
You want to cheat on your income taxes?
We are ACORN. We can help.
You want to find scary-looking people to stand in front of polling places and scare white voters away?
We are ACORN. We can help.
Want to rob a bank? There's an easier way.
We are ACORN. We can help.
Yes, folks, we are ACORN. We are the nation's largest community organizing...., uh, organization. We not only have over 50 million dollars in government assets on our side, but under the President's new stimulus package, we have another $8.5 billion on the way.
And of course, we have the highest levels of government as a resource.
President Barack Obama-a former ACORN trainer
So whether it's setting up a teenage Salvadoran brothel, manufacturing new voters, or simply defrauding the tax-payers out of billions of dollars....
We are ACORN. We can help.
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2 comments:
Gary, awesome site; appears updated to the minute including last evenings ACT session & speech by DeVore.
Dekoju, Tony.
As meginsiu rasyti kiekviena diena.
*For you UC-Santa Cruz Community Studies majors, that's (faulty) Lithuanian for-"Thank you, Tony. I try to write every day".
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