Iran-Who Knew?

Looking for a great place to spend a vacation away from all the same old tourist traps? Tired of those luxury hotels and hot beaches? Seeking excitement? Then consider Iran as your vacation destination this summer!



Yes, Iran. In Iran, there is always something going on. Above is pictured one of the many street celebrations.




Iran is booming. Everywhere you look you see construction cranes dominating the skyline.




And don't worry, our friendly tourist police will be out in force to assist you as you wander the modern streets of Teheran. Here's a picture of our tourist police rushing to assist some lost tourists on Teheran's main thoroughfare.




Another thing you won't have to bother with are all those obnoxious gays you would have to put up with in other places like San Francisco. We've taken care of that problem here.




In fact, you will find that the Iranian people meet the highest moral standards-something we insist on in our well-ordered society.



So come to Iran this summer, where we have a long tradition of hospitality to foreigners. Bring the entire family. You may even decide to stay a lifetime.





Iran-Who knew?