Yankee home run great Babe Ruth-as a Brave
Giant home run great Willie Mays-as a Met
Pirate home run great Ralph Kiner-as a Cub
Former heavyweight boxing champ Mike Tyson-now
Former Republican heavyweight "Snarlin" Arlen Specter-as a lightweight Democrat with his new boss Harry Reid.
Reid: "Welcome aboard, Arlen. I'm assigning you to the paper clip committee. Maybe in another 20-30 years, you can be chairman."
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Hows about one more:
the Republican Party
*ba-dum-tish*
Thank you, I'll be here all week!
Bryan,
What does ba-dum-tish mean?
(Something like touche perhaps?)
You how after a comedian makes a joke, a drummer will make a "rimshot" noise? It was my poor attempt at a transliteration of that sound.
I will crack a rib laughing if he doesn't win the primary next year.
He should retire and write his book.
Bryan,
Point well taken, but you keep forgetting I'm not a Republican.
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