DC Tax Fixers Ass.

DC Tax Fixers Ass.
Board of Directors


CEO Tim Geithner



Sr Vice-President Tom Daschle



Jr Partner Kahleen Sibelius



Jr Partner Hilda Solis




Hey tax-payers! It's that time of the year again. Tax time. This year, however, there's no need to get stressed out preparing those messy tax forms. Why not let us handle it for you? DC Tax Fixers Ass. has years of experience in using the tax laws for your benefit. We can't guarantee that your tax rates won't go up (in fact, we can guarantee that they will.) But you can sleep easy at night knowing that our team of experts knows how to work the system to your advantage.

First of all, while other tax firms boast of having retired IRS agents on their staff, we have the Secretary of the Treasury on ours! While others tell you they can save you thousands of dollars, we can save you hundreds of thousands. Just ask our Sr Vice-President Tom Daschle. While others boast of having the latest technology, Tax Fixers has Turbo-Tax at our disposal! Our CEO, Tim Geithner thinks so much of it, he has virtually lent his name to it (Tim Turbo-Tax Geithner).

We also have all the right contacts in Washington.





Need we say more?




Already owe money to the IRS? No problem. While others boast of being able to negotiate with the IRS so you only have to pay pennies on the dollar, our team of well-connected advisers can get you a high-paying cabinet position in the Obama Administration that will more than make up for any back payments and late penalty fees you may have to pay.

So don't be a sucker. Let us put the system to work for you.

Call us at DC Tax Fixers Ass.

* DC Tax Fixers Ass. is licensed only in the District of Columbia