Orson Wells
"Attention, America. We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special report. This is not a drill. Reliable reports indicate that our polar ice cap has completely melted due to Global Warming. The temperature in Antarctica is 80 degrees. NBC Miami is reporting sightings of drowned polar bears floating on Biscayne Blvd. The FBI is asking all citizens to stay in their homes and turn down the heat. Do not, repeat, do not drive your cars. This will only make the situation worse. Now our correspondants are reporting people jumping out of high rise buildings in every major city. This could be it, folks-The End of the Woooorld!"
"Mr Gore, it's time for a commercial........"
Meanwhile, the northeastern United States continues to be blanketed by record snowfall and low temperatures.
10 comments:
Gary, you've completely failed to understand what global CLIMATE CHANGE (not global warming) entails. Prepare to be slammed by Lance for once again being anti-science.
Gary, if you're going to mock global climate change, then at least take the time to learn what it is. Do you really think that a cold and snow are going to somehow debunk the whole theory?
But that's modern "conservatism" for you - don't be informed, just have strong opinions.
And this will be used as exhibit C in the case of Gary Fouse versus science.
Aha! I knew it would take you guys about 10 minutes to be all over me on this. What are you guys gonna say 20 years from now when we all admit that this was all bunk?
I find it funny that they have gone from global warming to global climate change now that the warming is debunked.
And I suppose the Japanese report saying that the world is going through normal cycles and is not adversely affected my man.
The proof is there. The sun has more sun spot activity the planets in the system heat up. The sun has less activity, the temperatures fall.
Temperatures in the 1500's were of a higher average than today. I guess all of those CO2 spitting factories went the way of Atlantis?
How about this: more CO2 = GOOD, as plants BREATHE CO2 and so plat life would be healthier. CO2 has minimal effect on things. Water is the biggest thermal blanket.
GREAT POST, Gary. Every time there is a global WARMING march they get pounded with snow. One would think they would get smart and march during the summer months.
Sean~
I don't know, Gary, what are you going to say when you have to swim to the grocery store?
Regardless though, whether it's real or not, you have demonstrated that you don't understand what it's all about.
Thanks, Eagle Eye.
Seriously, I don't know what the truth is, but I do know one thing. The debate has not been settled-as Al Gore says. That is a downright misstatement.
Lance,
That exhibit C-will that be introduced in the Fouse Monkey Trial?
Eagle-Eye, what exactly are your scientific credentials? From what I can tell, you're just making crap up.
Fouse Monkey Trial? It has a certain ring to it!
Lance,
I have fully admitted that I don't have the answer. I don't think Al Gore does either. The one thing I will state in confidence is that the debate is not settled.
Gary,
Perhaps things will warm up when Ahmadinijad gets his nukes?
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